вЂњWah! Kia khub, dobara irshad вЂ¦вЂ¦вЂ¦вЂ¦ вЂњ majma ne israr kia. Wo aik din aik moshaire main gia aur apna kalam sunana shuru kia. Ye baat sun kar Kamran Akmal ne kaha вЂњUmer to meri bhi itni hi hai magar main zara bimar simar rahta hoon.ДЄik aadmi shayeri main buhat mashhor tha. Mahir nafsiat ne poocha: han bhayi kia tum is ley khare hoye ho kay apne aap ko bewaquf samaghte ho? Is shaksh ne jabab dia: ''ji nahi dar-asal aap akely khare ache nahi lag rahe the''. Ye dakh ker chand lamhe towaqqaf ke bad aik shaksh khara ho gia. Lakin majma main se koyi bhi khara nahi hoya. Inhoon ne apni taqreer main bewaquf saksh ki kuch nishan'yan batayeen aur phir ye kaha ab aap logon main se jo shaksh apne aap ko bewaquf samaghta ho wo khara ho jaye. Pahla gappo: aur agar donoon kan kat jaye to?Дoosra: kiun keh main phir ainak kaise lagaunga?ДЄik dost (dosre dost se): yar main bara fikar mand hoon, mari beti ka qad nahi barhta, kuch alaj batao.Дost: bara acha tareeqa batata hoon tum apni beti ka naam menhgayi rakh lo phir dekhna is ka qad kitni rafter se barhta hai.ДЄik mahir nafsiat ko aik taqreeb main taqreer karne ke liye bolaya gia. Mastar (Fareed say): Class mein kon shor kar raha tha?ДЇareed: Janab mujhay nahi maaloom mein to apni baton mein laga hua tha.ДЄik gappo: agar hadse main aik kan kat jaye to kia hoga? Pehla pagal acha mein samjha aap Lahore jayein gay. Shabash betay! Kal tum girja ghar aana mein tumhein is kay silay mein jannat ka rastah bataon ga.Д«acha bola: Father! Jab app ko dak khanay ka rastah nahi maaloom to aap mujhay jannat ka rastah kia batayein gay.ДЄik dost doosray say yar tum apnay doston ko har khushi kay moqa par kabootron ka jora kiun detay ho.Дoosra dost: is liye keh woh doosray din meray pas wapis aajatay hain.Дo pagal aik train mein safar kar rahay the pehlay pagal nay doosray pagal say poocha. In main se aik chor ne ye kaha.Д«hai mughe to neend aarahi hai main to sota hoon, lakin tum log be imaani na karna kiun keh mujhe subha ka akhbar parhr ker bhi chori ki raqam ka pata lag jayega k hum ne ketne raqam churaee hai. Paise apne thikane per le ker aaye to aik dosre se bole pahle paise gin lety hain phir aaram karte hain. Teen choroon ne mil ker aik jagha chori ki. Is ka bokhar(fever) aik moqa per kafi ziada ho gia to nurse ne tashweesh main doctor ko unchi aawaz main pokar ker kaha doctor aik so char - broker lety lety zor se chillaya foran bach do. Hospital main nurse bar bar thermometer se bukhar ka temperature le rahi thi, kabhi aik so, kabhi aik so aik, kabhi aik so do degree, kabhi aik so teenвЂ¦ aur broker neem behoshi ki halat main leta hoya tha.

Wahan kam karne wala broker aik dafa bimar ho gia. Stock exchange yani wo adara jahan kampanioon kay shares ki khareed-o farokht ki jati hai.

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